I could say that there was a theme to this, but that would be a blatant lie.
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..
oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.
I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.
friend i have some bad news for you.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
mom i heard you were talking shit