I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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gingerten:

AU: Nine meets Ten and Eleven

AKA HOW THE 50th SHOULD HAVE BEEN

(Source: expelliarmus, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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(via joshpeck)

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burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via stand)

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via biebervevo)

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gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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oomshi:

If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica 

(via thedoctorheart)

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my-name-is-long:

pleath:

shesasimmer23:

Life

do u ever see the sun

Do you love the colors of the Sims?

(Source: simscompletecollection, via fingersareoptional)

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Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?


Answer:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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