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⌈ Personality: Why ⌋

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anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

dirtyovercoats:

a sigil for you if you want to summon angels to your blogs ;u;

dirtyovercoats:

a sigil for you if you want to summon angels to your blogs ;u;

once-upon-a-time-the-end:

Maybe something from Purgatory? Like huddling around a fire for warmth?!
And then….

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

(Source: lazynymphs)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

⌈ Cake Boss in a nutshell… ⌋

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(Source: kokushi)

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

(Source: loganlerms)

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

somewhereinthefog:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

This fucks with my head

(Source: gxldslvgs)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

waterandoranges:

Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like

image

(Source: sherlock-holmeless)

yelloweyedcrowley:

things that totally 100% happened in s9 → 18/23

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song