I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

(via thisisanatattack)

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9 hours ago

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via thisisanatattack)

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Posted
9 hours ago

breakingugly:

bearsatan:

vinebox:

Miguèl Phelps never loses

is this free

I am a swimmer and I can confirm that this is how you win a race

(via thisisanatattack)

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Posted
9 hours ago
officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

(via claudiaboleyn)

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Posted
9 hours ago
lilcochina:

quickweaves:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins arent you white and from canada please relax

👀

lilcochina:

quickweaves:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins arent you white and from canada please relax

👀

(Source: vthevegan, via thisisanatattack)

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Posted
9 hours ago

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

(via thisisanatattack)

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Posted
9 hours ago

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via thisisanatattack)

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Posted
9 hours ago

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

image

(Source: 55mph-archive, via ryanpyrope1999)

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Posted
9 hours ago

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via joshpeck)

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Posted
9 hours ago
Straight haired person:Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
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Posted
9 hours ago
thorinobsessed:

awwww-cute:

We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast

one of them is actually smiling

thorinobsessed:

awwww-cute:

We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast

one of them is actually smiling

(via joshpeck)

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9602
Posted
9 hours ago

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via biebervevo)

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Posted
9 hours ago

when i get a runny nose

image

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via biebervevo)

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Posted
9 hours ago
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