I could say that there was a theme to this, but that would be a blatant lie.
awh there’s a ladybug on my screen
a sigil for you if you want to summon angels to your blogs ;u;
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like